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    One Liner's,

    The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate. - Leno



    America needs Obama-care, like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. – Leno



    Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s new Obama Value Meal?
    A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. – O’Brien



    Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
    A: A fundraiser. – Leno



    Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
    A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. – Letterman



    Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
    A: America! – Fallon



    Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
    A: Bo has papers. – Kimmel



    Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for clunkers” program?
    A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. - Letterman
    The Last four letters


    American = I Can, Republican = I Can, Democrats = Rats


    any questions

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    Now wait a minute, aren't entertainers supposed to be liberals?
    Government is a disease...
    ...masquerading as its own cure…
    Ecclesiastes 10:2 NIV


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    Letterman is a big time liberal, but he still needs laughs to stay on tv.
    The Last four letters


    American = I Can, Republican = I Can, Democrats = Rats


    any questions

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    I think we should keep this post going with Nobama jokes! Share 'em if you got 'em!

    Q: What is the difference between ObamaCare and a car battery?
    A: The battery has a positive side.

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    Q. What do Obama and Osama have in common?
    A. They both have friends who bombed the Pentagon.


    Q. Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack?
    A. He thought Barry sounded too American.


    Q. Why won't Obama Messiah release his real birth certificate?
    A. It shows that he didn't have a virgin birth.


    Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a crooked lawyer?
    A: Barack Obama.


    Q. Why did Jay Leno vote for Barack Obama?
    A. Because he ran out of George Bush jokes.


    Q. Why did Britney Spears vote for Barack Obama?
    A. Because she ran out of other crazy things to do.


    Q. Why wouldn’t Barack salute the American flag?
    A. It was ours.


    Q. Why did Jimmy Carter vote for Barack Obama?
    A. Because Carter didn't want to be the worst President in history.


    Q. Why is Barack Obama so thin and scrawny?
    A. If he were any heavier he wouldn't be able to walk on water.
    Government is a disease...
    ...masquerading as its own cure…
    Ecclesiastes 10:2 NIV


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    Q. Why was Obama staring at the frozen orange juice can?
    A. It said "concentrate".

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    Plan to kidnap Obama exposed;
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    Government is a disease...
    ...masquerading as its own cure…
    Ecclesiastes 10:2 NIV


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    Quote Originally Posted by RoBoTeq View Post
    Plan to kidnap Obama exposed;
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    LOL!!! Good one!

    Q: How do you starve an Obama supporter?
    A: Hide his food stamps under his work boots

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