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    The Last Nickel

    A young father walks into a restaurant with his five year old son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.

    Suddenly, the boy starts choking, immediately going blue in the face.

    The father immediately realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back..

    The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking.

    Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.

    A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a dark blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading her newspaper and was sipping on a cup of coffee.

    At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds her newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.

    Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's' testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly.

    After a few seconds of this, the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

    Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.

    As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anyone do anything like that before, you were simply fantastic!"

    "Are you a doctor?"

    "No," the woman replied. "I'm with the Internal Revenue Service."

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    thats good.

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