Originally posted by bigbird
COOK??? She makes me good swanson TV dinners.
With my luck if i drove her to the desert my truck would brake down then i`d be stranded with her.
One day mine actually decided to cook something. I touched the oven and it was hot!!

I opened it up and asked her what was in it. She said "angelhair pasta". I said "Oh I thought them was cobwebs."