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03-17-2010, 10:37 PM #1
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My Dog
I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare. At first the
lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So I explained to her
that my Dog is mix in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and
has no frigging clue who his Daddy is. He expects me to feed him, provide
him with housing and medical care, and feel guilty because he is a dog.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dog
gets his first check Friday.
This is a great country.
Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs even though checkered by failure, than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much because they live in the gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat. (President Theodore Roosevelt)
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03-18-2010, 06:02 AM #2
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It`s better to be silent and thought the fool; than speak and remove all doubt. 
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03-18-2010, 07:43 PM #3
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get all you can get
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03-19-2010, 09:19 PM #4
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hey can I sign up 2 cats they're all that plus they lay around do nothing, only eat expensive food and they think there sh!t don't stink..........
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