I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare. At first the
lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So I explained to her
that my Dog is mix in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and
has no frigging clue who his Daddy is. He expects me to feed him, provide
him with housing and medical care, and feel guilty because he is a dog.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dog
gets his first check Friday.
This is a great country.