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    Home Security Joke

    How to install an affordable < no free advertising >...

    1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14 Work boots.

    2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns and Ammo Magazine.

    3. Put a giant dog dish next to the boots and magazine.

    4. Leave a note on your door:

    "Hey Bubba - Big Mike and I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour.
    Don't mess with the Pit bulls. Better wait outside.
    They attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up pretty bad.
    I locked all four of them in the house."
    Last edited by beenthere; 03-18-2010 at 06:14 AM. Reason: removed link

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    That system will put Pinnacle out of business

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