The Pope and Pelosi
The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi and said,
Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I
can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy?
This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"
Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that.
With one little wave of your hand?
So the Pope backhanded the biatch
Do It Again!! Harder, Harder
If someone has 25 years of experience, but they have done the same b/s they did the first year, isnt this only 1 year times 25?
HAH!! Certainly did wonders for me!
It wouldn't require the Pope. I would settle for a hotdog vendor.
Keep the fire inside the fireplace.