A guy leans over to the woman next to him and says: "Do you wanna hear a funny blonde joke?" The woman replies: "Well, before you tell me that joke, you should know something. I'm blonde, six feet tall, 210 pounds, and I'm a professional triathlete and bodybuilder. Also, the blonde woman sitting next to me is 6' 2", weighs 220 pounds, and she is an ex-professional wrestler. And next to her is a blonde who is 6' 5", weighs 250 pounds, and she's a current professional kick boxer. Now, do you still want to tell that blonde joke?"

The guy thinks about it a second and says: "No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it three times."