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    I'm Rich!!!!!!!!!!!!

    It must be true, I just got an e-mail from Robert Mueller himself, telling me that the FBI has secured 3.5 million dollars for me from Nigeria. All I have to do to claim it is to e-mail this agent at the FBI and give him my name, phone number, bank account number, etc.

    Just one question....why does my friendly FBI agent have a g-mail address?

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    Theres a sucker born every minute.

    A fool and his money are soon parted.
    "If anybody can draw on the power, where do we put the meter?" - JP Morgan before pulling Tesla funding

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    Quote Originally Posted by coolwhip View Post
    Theres a sucker born every minute.

    A fool and his money are soon parted.
    I'm afraid they wouldn't get much from me. This economy and a daughter in college = broke K_Dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by k_fridge View Post
    It must be true, I just got an e-mail from Robert Mueller himself, telling me that the FBI has secured 3.5 million dollars for me from Nigeria. All I have to do to claim it is to e-mail this agent at the FBI and give him my name, phone number, bank account number, etc.

    Just one question....why does my friendly FBI agent have a g-mail address?
    That is soooo cool! If you prefer, I an have my trusty 18 year old russian bride just pick it up for you en route, She will be traveling that way she says, that is why the airfare is so high.

    Nothing but winners here!

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    Quote Originally Posted by k_fridge View Post
    I'm afraid they wouldn't get much from me. This economy and a daughter in college = broke K_Dude.
    I will be following your footsteps very soon.... lol
    "If anybody can draw on the power, where do we put the meter?" - JP Morgan before pulling Tesla funding

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    Quote Originally Posted by k_fridge View Post
    It must be true, I just got an e-mail from Robert Mueller himself, telling me that the FBI has secured 3.5 million dollars for me from Nigeria. All I have to do to claim it is to e-mail this agent at the FBI and give him my name, phone number, bank account number, etc.

    Just one question....why does my friendly FBI agent have a g-mail address?
    Everyone knows that you have to be a very reliable source to obtain a gmail address. They're only given to federal workers, statesmen, or Nigerian diplomats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by k_fridge View Post
    I'm afraid they wouldn't get much from me. This economy and a daughter in college = broke K_Dude.
    He!! my kid's are still in high school and it's still broke=cracker BTW when you retire put in a good word for me I'll come up and fill in for ya.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crackertech View Post
    He!! my kid's are still in high school and it's still broke=cracker BTW when you retire put in a good word for me I'll come up and fill in for ya.
    Whoa Cracker, I ain't that old. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by k_fridge View Post
    It must be true, I just got an e-mail from Robert Mueller himself, telling me that the FBI has secured 3.5 million dollars for me from Nigeria. All I have to do to claim it is to e-mail this agent at the FBI and give him my name, phone number, bank account number, etc.

    Just one question....why does my friendly FBI agent have a g-mail address?
    Cause their G-men dummy...



    Roy
    So long as the people do not care to exercise their freedom, those who wish to tyrannize will do so; for tyrants are active and ardent, and will devote themselves in the name of any number of gods, religious and otherwise, to put shackles upon sleeping men — Voltaire

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    Quote Originally Posted by royc View Post
    Cause their G-men dummy...



    Roy
    Damn roy.
    I was just about to post that.
    Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from. Al Franken, "Oh, the Things I Know", 2002

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slatts View Post
    Damn roy.
    I was just about to post that.
    You must be an old fart like me, cause most now dont even know what a G-man used to be..lol

    Roy
    So long as the people do not care to exercise their freedom, those who wish to tyrannize will do so; for tyrants are active and ardent, and will devote themselves in the name of any number of gods, religious and otherwise, to put shackles upon sleeping men — Voltaire

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    Quote Originally Posted by royc View Post
    Cause their G-men dummy...



    Roy
    HAHA, Now that there is funny!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by royc View Post
    You must be an old fart like me, cause most now dont even know what a G-man used to be..lol

    Roy

    I guess these kids never watched The Untouchables.

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