Stinky Applebiscuits

[xpertser]

This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you.
Sometimes When you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions to find your new name. Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers.

Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult- my friend in Utah is a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.

The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names......

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie ........... b = lumpy
c = buttercup ........... d = gadget
e = crusty ........... f = greasy
g = fluffy ........... h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim ........... j = stinky
k = flunky ........... l = boobie
m = pinky ........... n = zippy
o = goober ........... p = doofus
q = slimy ........... r = loopy
s = snotty ........... t = tootie
u = dorkey ........... v = squeezit
w = oprah ........... x = skipper
y = dinky ........... z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple ........... b = toilet
c = giggle ........... d = burger
e = girdle ........... f = barf
g = lizard ........... h = waffle
i = cootie ........... j = monkey
k = potty ........... l = liver
m = banana ........... n = rhino
o = bubble ........... p = hamster
q = toad ........... r = gizzard
s = pizza ........... t = gerbil
u = chicken ........... v = pickle
w = chuckle ........... x = tofu
y = gorilla ........... z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head ........... b = mouth
c = face ........... d = nose
e = tush ........... f = breath
g = pants ........... h = shorts
i = lips ........... j = honker
k = butt ........... l = brain
m = tushie ........... n = chunks
o = hiney ........... p = biscuits
q = toes ........... r = buns
s = fanny ........... t = sniffer
u = sprinkles ........... v = kisser
w = squirt ........... x = humperdinck
y = brains ........... z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.

Put more laughter in your day.

[The Penguin]

Im Gadget gizzard-sniffer and I'm an acholic.
"HI Gadget" every one says

[dabills]

Hello Gadget gizzard sniffer Im loopey girdlenose and a alchi as well. Im also a canuck.

[RoBoTeq]

Lumpy Bubblenose kinda fits me.

[andserco]

Poopsie Rhinotush A/C and Heating?? I like it!!

[troyorr]

My last name only has three letters. I used the z anyway. I will now legally change my name to Goober Gizzardjuice.

[jtricor]

Buttercup Applebrain

[troyorr]

RING,RING;
Good morning, Goober Gizzardjuice Heating and Air Conditioning. How may I help you?
Click, Buzzzzzzzzzzz.
Damn, why do these people keep hanging up?

[mattm]

Pinky Apple-Breath? Does this mean I'm Gay or something?

[hvacdiva]

Gentlemen...

May I introduce myself.....

Poopsie Applebrains....

Sounds more like a porno name...

[Airhead]

Lumpy Applesniffer = gay pornstar

[Airhead]

This reminds me of another game where you get your porn star name by using your first pets name as your first name and the name of the street you grew up on as your last name. My first dogs name was Benji and the street I grew up on was Deveraux ave. My porn name is Benji Deveraux.

[RoBoTeq]

That's funny, my porn name would have been Duchess Everall.

[litlbit69]

HUmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Im not surei like this game..

signed
Lumpy Bubbletush


LMAO

[a\c don]

I dont think I would care to be Zippy Liverbuns.

[topdog]

hey from dinky applebrain am I on the short bus again?

[sparks]

buttercup applebrain

buttercup?? It's got a ring to it.

[billygoat22]

I'm dinky applebrain, too. Better than being Easter Patricia Ann

There's another guy at work with the same first name.I call him the "other white meat"

[hvac/r-ia]

DAMN.... Im A BUTTERCUP CHICKEN SHORTS

[actnowhvac]

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I now answer the phone.
Homosayswhat?
I get alot of what?
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