New Retirement Advice

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago,
it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago,
drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
price, you would have $214.00! Based on the above, current
investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan.