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    Two turtles go camping and pack a cooler full of sandwiches and beers. After three days of walking they arrive at a great spot only to discover they've forgotten a bottle opener. The first turns to the second and says, "you've gotta go back otherwise we have no beer." "No way" says the second turtle, "By the time I get back, you'll have eaten all the food." "I promise I won't" replies the first turtle, "just hurry."
    Nine full days pass and still no sign of the second turtle.
    Finally the other digs into the sandwiches. The second turtle pops out from behind a rock and yells "I knew it! I'm not F...ing going!"

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    A turtle jumps off the end of a tree branch only to crash to the earth at the base of the tree. The turtle climbs back up the tree and jumps off the branch again with the same result. Again and again the determined turtle continues to climb and jump. Two robins sitting in a nest on the branch look at each other and one of them says "Do you think we should tell him that he's adopted?"

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    Two frogs are taking a shower together. One frog turns to the other and says, "Hey - could you pass the shampoo?" The other frog says, "What do you think I am - a typewriter?"

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    Boycott shampoo! Demand REAL poo!

    I'll admit I don't get it either.

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    Originally posted by lmtd
    Originally posted by speckledflounder
    Two frogs are taking a shower together. One frog turns to the other and says, "Hey - could you pass the shampoo?" The other frog says, "What do you think I am - a typewriter?"
    OK, I will say it, I have not got a CLUE why this was supposed to be funny.

    Is it me?
    Whew. Thank goodness.
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    Need more info on these frogs

    I spent enough time thinking like a frog, can't get it.

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    I cannot believe you guys don't get that joke. Did you never read Homer?
    Government is a disease...
    ...masquerading as its own cure…
    Ecclesiastes 10:2 NIV


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    Originally posted by RoBoTeq
    I cannot believe you guys don't get that joke. Did you never read Homer?
    "The Iliad" and "The Odyssey" but I still don't get it.
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    Not that Homer! Homer Simpson! Dohhh!
    Government is a disease...
    ...masquerading as its own cure…
    Ecclesiastes 10:2 NIV


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    Originally posted by RoBoTeq
    Not that Homer! Homer Simpson! Dohhh!




    O-o-o-h-h-h!













    I still don't get it.
    No reserve. No retreat. No regrets.

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    Originally posted by RoBoTeq
    Not that Homer! Homer Simpson! Dohhh!
    I'll mail $4.95 to your favorite charity if you can explain that joke in any form of humor.

    Might even double it if I laugh.

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    That sounds like an old head joke from the 60's. But the punch line was "what do you think I am a radio"

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    Originally posted by xpertser
    That sounds like an old head joke from the 60's. But the punch line was "what do you think I am a radio"
    So I got to drop acid to get the joke?
    Nope, I don't have enough brain waves left.
    I'll leave that joke as an unsolved mystery.

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