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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    Burlington , Mass
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    465

    We are in trouble

    We are in trouble...

    The population of this country is 300 million.

    160 million are retired.

    That leaves 140 million to do the work.

    There are 85 million in school.

    Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

    Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.

    Leaving 20 million to do the work.

    2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied
    with killing Osama Bin-Laden.

    Which leaves 17.2 million to do the work.

    Take from that total the 15.8 million people who work for state and city Governments.
    And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

    At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

    Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

    Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

    That leaves just two people to do the work.

    You and me.


    And there you are, sitting on your ass.


    At your computer, reading jokes.. Nice. Real nice.
    I'll be there when I get there and not a minute later

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Location
    Dallas Area
    Posts
    315
    lol
    When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

  3. #3
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    Jan 2009
    Location
    South Texas
    Posts
    36

    Thumbs up

    You better get busy then! lol!

  4. #4
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    Aug 2010
    Posts
    30
    niiiiiice

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