I am an experienced, caring, trusted, service provider who solves my customers issues beyond there expectations by educating them and guiding them with value-building options to make excellent buying decisions while building security and wealth for my company, myself and my family.
"Turn your hat around, i wanna see you headed back." "That boy couldn't pour piss out of a boot with directions on the heel." "Can't never could, and was never did." "Accurate to a knats ass."
saw this in a rest room at an auto repair shop- here I sit broken hearted, sat down to s#)t but only farted!
on an old tombstone with the name "Jesse James" died in like 1890-
Remember friends as you pass by,
as you are now so once was I.
As I am now, soon you will be.
Prepare for death and follow me!
and of course-
What the eyes don't see,
The heart won't grieve!
It's refreshing to pull your head out of the box when servicing a system.
dumber than a bag of hammers,hard as a brick bat,if a hairlips the pope (not sure what that one means though) tighter than Dicks hatband, a crooked as a dogs hindleg I'll think of more I'm sure
You don't have to be a proctologist to recognize an a**hole.
The best part of him/her ran down his mothers leg.
His/her mother should have swallowed that.
He/she is a poster child for birth control.
My ex wife ran off with a cop and I thought he was trying to give her back, that's why I didn't stop officer.
Don't flip her ***** switch.
Better pissed off than pissed on, unless you are into that stuff.
Horny as a two peckered billy-goat.
Nothing is impossible it is only limited by the depth of your wallet.
If you think I'm an a**hole, you really should meet my boss.
WE LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE,
ONLY BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE
I am an experienced, caring, trusted, service provider who solves my customers issues beyond there expectations by educating them and guiding them with value-building options to make excellent buying decisions while building security and wealth for my company, myself and my family.
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