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  1. #27
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    Talking few more

    Hotter than two rats humping in a wool sock in August
    Colder than a well diggers butt
    Colder than a witches t!t
    tighter than a duck's butt
    slicker than greased eel sh!t

  2. #28
    About as queer as a football bat!

  3. #29
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    Close enough for horseshoes and hand grenades.
    Good enough for government work.
    Looks good from my house.
    (When leaving for the day) Make like a baby and head out.
    I guess I'll do something, even of it's wrong.
    You are about as efficient as a government operation.

    I'll think of some more later.
    The Lord must love stupid people or he wouldn't have made so many.

    Why is it that when I am in a hurry, everyone else on the road goes 15 MPH under the speed limit?

  4. #30
    As useful as tits on a bull.

  5. #31
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    Tighter than two coats of paint.

  6. #32
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    One a co-worker has used. Whole kitchen staff about died laughing when he said it as he was headed out the door...

    Make like a set of titties and bounce

  7. #33
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    hit it like u got a pair...they scattered like roaches when the lights come on....off like a prom dress....he's so tight he could eat coal and crap diamonds...
    Da Threadkilla

  8. #34
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    that's fine as frog hair split three ways. like a sore pet** you cant bea* it.
    Traveling man.

  9. #35
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    I have been lied to, cheated, cursed at, and been taken advantaged of every way possible. The only reason I keep coming back is to see what happens next.
    Traveling man.

  10. #36
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    When you can't curse, saying to someone you're angry with, "when you get home, I hope your Momma runs out from underneath the porch & bites you in the leg".

  11. #37
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    More from the boss....

    "Uglier than a bagful of smashed @$$holes"
    "She could cut more dados on a six inch worm than a monkey could on a mile of grapevine"

  12. #38
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    harder than a woodpeckers lips

    busier than a one legged man at an a$$ kicking contest

    drier than a snuff makers a$$

  13. #39
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    That went over like a fart in a spacesuit.

    When an obvious question is asked - respond - Does a shark $h!t in the water?

    Higher than a Giraffe's ***hole.

    One of my favorites:

    If I had your money I'd burn mine.

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