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    easy like slapping a chihuahua

  2. #15
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    The excrement is about to hit the swiftly rotating air moving device.
    A Veteran is a person, who at some point in their life, wrote a blank check payable to the United States of America for payment up to and including their life.
    Gene Castagnetti-Director of the National Memorial Cemetery of the Pacific in Hawaii

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    About feeling good: "Happy as a clam at high tide."

    About a miserly person: "Tighter than the bark on a tree."

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    when it's cold out:

    "shivering like a dog $h!tting razor blades"

    "shaking like a French soldier"
    It matters not how strait the gate,
    How charged with punishments the scroll,
    I am the master of my fate:
    I am the captain of my soul.

    -- William Ernest Henley

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    Colder than a well digger's boot

    Darker than a stack of black cats

    Hotter than a pail full of red ants

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    Smile

    -went over like a pregnant pole vaulter
    -sitting on that problem like a duck on a junebug
    -mouth so big she looks like a mule eating briars
    -like a catfish: all mouth and no brains
    -sitting up close like a sick kitten to a hot brick
    -so ugly you have to tie a pork chop around the neck for the dog to play with you
    -so ugly couldn't bluff a buzzard off a meat wagon
    -thighs so big she could kickstart a 747
    -dumb as a bag of hammers
    -blonde whore is the town bicycle: everyone has ridden her
    -so skinny she can tread water in a garden hose
    -so skinny she can hide under the clothesline to escape the rain
    -so short he can play handball against the curb
    -so broke he can't pay attention
    -so ugly he has to sneak up on a glass of water
    -he was so ugly when born his daddy punched his mama in the face
    -so fat she has her own Zipcode
    -burger so greasy you have to cross your legs to eat it
    -food so bad it would gag a maggot
    -somebody so unbelievable gag me with a chainsaw
    -nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs
    -as nervous as a whore in church
    -nervous as a turkey on Thanksgiving morning


    There' a few to keep you busy!
    Hearthman

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    A Few More

    Haven't had this much fun since there were mules in the stock yards, If it cost a nickel to sh$t, I'd have to puke, Hotter then a french fried fox in a forest fire

  8. #21
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    Talking

    thicker than flys on a dogs a** in tha middle of july!

  9. #22
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    like a diamond in a goats a**, temp droppin' like a terd in a well, makin' progress like pissin' up a wet rope.

  10. #23
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    Some Oldies, But a Goodies

    He's about as grace full as a bull in a china shop, I'm busier then a pay toilet in a diarrhea ward.-GEO

  11. #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by hearthman View Post
    -went over like a pregnant pole vaulter
    -sitting on that problem like a duck on a junebug
    -mouth so big she looks like a mule eating briars
    -like a catfish: all mouth and no brains
    -sitting up close like a sick kitten to a hot brick
    -so ugly you have to tie a pork chop around the neck for the dog to play with you
    -so ugly couldn't bluff a buzzard off a meat wagon
    -thighs so big she could kickstart a 747
    -dumb as a bag of hammers
    -blonde whore is the town bicycle: everyone has ridden her
    -so skinny she can tread water in a garden hose
    -so skinny she can hide under the clothesline to escape the rain
    -so short he can play handball against the curb
    -so broke he can't pay attention
    -so ugly he has to sneak up on a glass of water
    -he was so ugly when born his daddy punched his mama in the face
    -so fat she has her own Zipcode
    -burger so greasy you have to cross your legs to eat it
    -food so bad it would gag a maggot on a gut waggon
    -somebody so unbelievable gag me with a chainsaw
    -nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs
    -as nervous as a whore in church
    -nervous as a turkey on Thanksgiving morning


    There' a few to keep you busy!
    Hearthman
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    Sweating like a whore in church on confession day

    That's gotta be a bad thing.

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    Put that boy's brains in a matchbox and it'll rattle like a BB in a boxcar.
    No reserve. No retreat. No regrets.

    For those who have fought for it, freedom has a sweetness the protected will never know.

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