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08-16-2010, 09:19 AM #66
The wheel is spinning but the hamster is deadIf you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
08-16-2010, 10:18 AM #67
Your as worthless as tits on a boar hog.I am an experienced, caring, trusted, service provider who solves my customers issues beyond there expectations by educating them and guiding them with value-building options to make excellent buying decisions while building security and wealth for my company, myself and my family.
08-17-2010, 04:42 PM #68New Guest
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His breath smells like a bag full of french fried dragon *******s!
08-18-2010, 07:13 PM #69Professional Member
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- A land down under
Some Aussie favorites
How you going - I'm flat out like a lizard drinking, off like the brides pants, You can only blow it up once
08-19-2010, 08:30 AM #70
She walks like two bobcats in a burlap bag, but she ain't worth a pinch of coonshi+...
08-20-2010, 01:32 AM #71
"Turn your hat around, i wanna see you headed back." "That boy couldn't pour piss out of a boot with directions on the heel." "Can't never could, and was never did." "Accurate to a knats ass."
08-20-2010, 01:56 AM #72
I needed a good laugh, and this thread is killing me!!!
its better to burp, and taste it, than to fart, and waste it.
08-21-2010, 01:00 PM #73If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
08-21-2010, 04:21 PM #74
08-25-2010, 10:55 PM #75Professional Member
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saw this in a rest room at an auto repair shop- here I sit broken hearted, sat down to s#)t but only farted!
on an old tombstone with the name "Jesse James" died in like 1890-
Remember friends as you pass by,
as you are now so once was I.
As I am now, soon you will be.
Prepare for death and follow me!
and of course-
What the eyes don't see,
The heart won't grieve!It's refreshing to pull your head out of the box when servicing a system.
08-26-2010, 06:58 PM #76
dumber than a bag of hammers,hard as a brick bat,if a hairlips the pope (not sure what that one means though) tighter than Dicks hatband, a crooked as a dogs hindleg I'll think of more I'm sure
08-26-2010, 09:20 PM #77
You don't have to be a proctologist to recognize an a**hole.
The best part of him/her ran down his mothers leg.
His/her mother should have swallowed that.
He/she is a poster child for birth control.
My ex wife ran off with a cop and I thought he was trying to give her back, that's why I didn't stop officer.
Don't flip her ***** switch.
Better pissed off than pissed on, unless you are into that stuff.
Horny as a two peckered billy-goat.
Nothing is impossible it is only limited by the depth of your wallet.
If you think I'm an a**hole, you really should meet my boss.WE LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE,
ONLY BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE
08-26-2010, 09:23 PM #78
You are as handy as a pocket on a shirt.I am an experienced, caring, trusted, service provider who solves my customers issues beyond there expectations by educating them and guiding them with value-building options to make excellent buying decisions while building security and wealth for my company, myself and my family.