Busier than a one armed paper hanger in an axx kickin' contest.
Tight as a tick.
You'll sh!t too, if you eat regular. (Response to someone who's made the most "astounding" observation)
Need to p!ss so bad, my back teeth a floatin'.
Need to sh!t so bad, I can taste it. (Response) Yeah, I can smell it on your breath.
Darker than the inside of a crow's belly.
Hotter than a skunkworks.
Hot enough to fry eggs on the sidewalk.
Workin' so many hours, on my way home last night I passed myself goin' the other way.
That ladder's too tall for me. I get nose bleeds at high altitudes.
Funnier than a pay toilet in the diarrhea ward.
Slicker than snot.
Tighter than a bull's axx at fly time.
If YOU want change, YOU have to first change.
If you are waiting for the 'other guy' to change first, just remember, you're the 'other guy's' other guy. To continue to expect real change when you keep acting the same way as always, is folly. Won't happen. Real change will only happen when a majority of the people change the way they vote!