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02-28-2010, 07:29 PM #40
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Obama is like a great big fart. He's loud, he makes you feel good, but in the end...
he's just a lot of foul hot air.
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03-01-2010, 12:22 PM #41
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... stuck between a fire hydrant and a dog!
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03-06-2010, 11:32 AM #42
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when lifting something hewavy
it took three men and a hairy child to lift that,,,,, when somethings obvious , does a duck have a watertight ass
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take...
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03-07-2010, 09:15 AM #43
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A couple of my favorite:
That's harder than a wedding dick.
Cut me off at the knees and call me tripod.
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03-07-2010, 03:14 PM #44
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when somethings good,,, thats the cock for dolly , went over like a lead balloon
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take...
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03-07-2010, 09:50 PM #45
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I always heard, " Harder than a priest's pr*ck on a wedding day."
Originally Posted by Todd S 2
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03-07-2010, 09:54 PM #46
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He's shaken worse than a blind queer at a weenie roast.
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03-10-2010, 01:16 PM #47
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From my Ozark grannie: easier 'n sliding a hot buttered awl up a wildcat's ass.
Went over like a fart in church.
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03-10-2010, 01:26 PM #48
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As useful as a screen door on a submarine.
Had to grease her thighs to get her through the door.
Once a king, always a king but once a knight enough'
And a very few of my First Shirts many favorite sayings I listened to for years:
I'll kiss your butt in the middle of (fill in the town) and give it a week to draw a crowd.
Pop Eye's a MF if that isn't true.
I'll knock your dick in your watch pocket if you don't get that done."The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers it can bribe the public with the public's own money.
- Alexis de Toqueville, 1835
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03-20-2010, 02:20 AM #49
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Here's some
The rich get richer the poor have babies.
A dollar short and a bill late.
Better to live on the roof than a with nagging wife.
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03-20-2010, 09:46 PM #50
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Bible
Better to live on the roof than a with nagging wife.[/QUOTE]
Actually Biblically based.......Proverbs 21:9 (KJV) "It is better to dwell in a corner of the housetop,than with a brawling woman in a wide house"
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03-22-2010, 12:25 AM #51
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busier than a 3 legged rabbit at the dog track
Da Threadkilla
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03-28-2010, 03:09 PM #52
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So tight he squeaks.
Uglier than a bag full of axxholes.
Cuter than a wheelbarrow full of baby ducks.
Busier than a one armed paper hanger in an axx kickin' contest.
Tight as a tick.
You'll sh!t too, if you eat regular. (Response to someone who's made the most "astounding" observation)
Need to p!ss so bad, my back teeth a floatin'.
Need to sh!t so bad, I can taste it. (Response) Yeah, I can smell it on your breath.
Darker than the inside of a crow's belly.
Hotter than a skunkworks.
Hot enough to fry eggs on the sidewalk.
Workin' so many hours, on my way home last night I passed myself goin' the other way.
That ladder's too tall for me. I get nose bleeds at high altitudes.
Funnier than a pay toilet in the diarrhea ward.
Slicker than snot.
Tighter than a bull's axx at fly time.If YOU want change, YOU have to first change.
If you are waiting for the 'other guy' to change first, just remember, you're the 'other guy's' other guy. To continue to expect real change when you keep acting the same way as always, is folly. Won't happen. Real change will only happen when a majority of the people change the way they vote!
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