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  1. #1
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    Cool things about being a man

    1- Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

    2- Your orgasms are real. Always.

    3- Your last name stays put.

    4- The garage is all yours.

    5- Wedding plans take care of themselves.

    6- You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

    7- Car mechanics tell you the truth.

    8- You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.

    9- Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

    10- Same work, more pay.

    11- Wrinkles add character.

    12- You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

    13- Wedding dress $2,000.00; Tux rental $100.00

    14- If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

    15- People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

    16- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

    17- One mood, all the damn time.

    18- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.

    19- A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.

    20- You can open all your own jars.

    21- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

    22- Your underwear is $10.00 for a three-pack.

    23- If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

    24- You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.

    25- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

    26- You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without
    ever thinking "he must be mad at me".

    27- No maxi-pads.

    28- If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just
    might become lifelong friends.

    29- You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

    30- You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

    31- You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.

    32- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

    33- Your belly usually hides your big hips.

    34- One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

    35- You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.

    36- Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on
    December 24th, in minutes.

    37- The world is your urinal.

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    Ten things men know for sure about women:










    10. They have breasts.

  2. #2
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    Got to show this to the wife!!

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