A married couple is asleep when the phone rings at 2 in the morning. The wife (a blonde), picks up the phone, listens for a minute, and angrily replies before slamming the phone down; "How should I know, thats 200 miles from here!" The baffled husband asks, "who was that?" the wife replies, "I don't know; some dumb woman wanting to know'if the coast is clear'."
2 blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror, and says, "hmm, this person looks familiar." She hands it to the second blonde. the second blonde looks in the mirror and says, "you dummy, it's me!".
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unannounced, throws his door open and finds him with a stunning redhead. The blonde takes out the gun and points it at her own head. The boyfriend yells, "no honey, don't do it." The blonde rounds on him angrily and shouts, "shut up cheater, you're next!"