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  1. #1
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    Pretty funny.

    Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden
    > and a
    > Biker are all walking together one
    > day.
    > They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out
    > of it.
    > 'I will give each of you one wish, which is
    > three wishes in total',
    > says the Genie.
    > The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son
    > will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada '
    > POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the
    > land in Canada
    > was forever fertile for farming.
    > Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall
    > around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq
    > and Iran
    > so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians
    > can come into our precious land.'
    > POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye,
    > there was a huge wall around those countries.
    > The Biker says, 'I am very curious.
    > Please tell me more about this wall.'
    > The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet
    > high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in
    > or out;
    > it's virtually impenetrable.'
    > The Biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a
    > beer, lights a cigar,
    > smiles and says,
    > 'Fill it with water.'
    > I pretty much vote this my favorite email joke
    > of the year....
    >
    You sure are cocky for a starving pilgrim.

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    Yeah! I like that one, too!

  3. #3

    hahaha....

    LOL.. that was I think funny and is something mean...
    Well, then that's how joke goes... no offense ..!



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  4. #4
    Haha. I don't want anyone to take offense but that was a pretty funny joke.

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    Now this is funny!
    "Who am I? I'm the unsilent majority big mouth!" - (Paulie in Rocky 4)

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    Haha! Nice one biker guy!! I like how he thinks!

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