In a train carriage there was Bill Clinton, George "W" Bush, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. The train passes thru a dark tunnel and the sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, Clinton has a big red slap mark on his cheek. The blonde thought: "That rascal Clinton wanted to touch me and by mistake he must have put his hand on the fat lady and she must have slapped him." The fat lady thought: "That dirty old Bill Clinton laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him." Bill Clinton thought:"George put his hands on the blonde and by mistake she slapped me." George Bush thought:"I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack Clinton again."