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    Question.....

    How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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    I give up, how?
    Government is a disease...
    ...masquerading as its own cure…
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    I really do want to know, ok?
    Government is a disease...
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    Well, this is just stupid.
    Government is a disease...
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    Ecclesiastes 10:2 NIV


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    C'mon, you're killing me here! How do you do it?
    Government is a disease...
    ...masquerading as its own cure…
    Ecclesiastes 10:2 NIV


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    well what's the answer? You can't keep us waiting!
    Not what it use to be

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    How do you keep an idiot in suspense for 24 hours?


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    Give up? I'll tell you this time tomorrow.

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    Originally posted by oddtodd
    Give up? I'll tell you this time tomorrow.

    LOL

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    Originally posted by oddtodd
    Give up? I'll tell you this time tomorrow.
    What time tomorrow?
    Not what it use to be

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    Didn't mean to step anyone's project with my first postings. I think coolingitrite mess it up a little. But I am very impressed how everyone saved it with their reactions. This site should be fun.

    Anyway the joke, as I heard it and have used it many times face to face but not in chat is you ask someone:

    QUESTION: How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours? (Note: "moron" can be substituted with "idiot", "dispatcher", "employer", Trane Technician", or even vulgar words, depending on the situation)

    ANSWER: I'll tell you this time tomorrow. (24 hours later)

    And when they still don't get it, it goes from LOL to ROTFLMAO.

    Enjoy Roy!



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    Originally posted by oddtodd
    is you ask someone:

    QUESTION: How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours? (Note: "moron" can be substituted, Trane Technician",)


    Careful Roy!!!

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    Originally posted by Boiling Point
    Originally posted by oddtodd
    is you ask someone:

    QUESTION: How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours? (Note: "moron" can be substituted, Trane Technician",)


    Careful Roy!!!
    I missed that the first time!Ouch!

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