A rightous man was walking along the beach in california, when God spoke to him and said "You have been very good, what would you like for me to do for you?"
The man thought, then said "Could you make a bridge from here to Hawaii?"
God replied "That would be extremely difficult due to the depth of the ocean and the amount of concrete required to support such a project, wouldn't you like something else?"
The man thought for a moment then said "I was once married, but my wife died, I never realy understood her. Could you show me how to understand women and their thoughts?"
God thought and after several minutes asked "Do you want a single lane or a two lane road to Hawaii?"