We will have a 3 minute discussion on superheat, subcooling and the proper method of adjusting expansion valves. This allows you to write off the trip. When the 3 minutes are up, we will then have 2 days of drinking and partying, and possible talk about all the idiot customers we almost shot once.
Bring all the goat outfits, just in case.
I will tell ya where the titty bars are, the rest is up to you. And don't call me at 4AM from jail, all ya get is my phone machine, hmmmmmmmmm, wait, change that, do call me, I'll put it on the web site.