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  1. #1
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    master card wedding

    Master Card Wedding You got to love this guy....
    This is a true story about a recent wedding

    that took place at Clemson University .

    It was in the local newspaper and even
    Jay Leno mentioned it.

    It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.


    After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage

    with a microphone to talk to the crowd.

    He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from

    long distances, to support them

    at their wedding.


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    He especially wanted to thank the bride's family

    and his family and to thank his new father-in-law
    for providing such a lavish reception.

    As a token of his deep appreciation

    he said he wanted to give everyone

    a special gift just from him.

    So taped to the bottom of

    everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

    He said this was his gift to

    everyone, and asked them to

    open their envelope.





    Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy

    of his bride having sex with the best man.

    The groom had gotten suspicious

    of them weeks earlier and had

    hired a private detective to tail

    them.

    After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions

    for a couple of minutes, he

    turned to the best man and

    said, 'F---you!' Then he turned

    to his bride and said, 'F--- you!'

    Then he turned to the

    dumbfounded crowd and said,

    'I'm outta here.'

    He had the marriage annulled

    first thing in the morning.

    While most people would have cancelled the wedding

    immediately after finding out

    about the affair, this
    guy goes through with the

    charade, as if nothing were wrong.

    His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a

    300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the

    bride's and best man's reputations

    in front of 300 friends and family members.

    This guy has balls the size of

    church bells.

    Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless'

    commercial out of this?

    Elegant wedding reception

    for 300 family members and

    friends: $32,000.

    Wedding photographs commemorating the

    Occasion: $3,000

    Deluxe two-week

    honeymoon accommodations

    in Maui : $8,500.

    The look on everyone's face

    when they see the 8x10 glossy

    of the bride humping the best

    man: Priceless.


    There are some things money can't buy,

    for everything else there's MASTERCARD
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    A MasterCard Wedding

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    Thats pretty wild, like to have been a fly on the wall.
    I'm not tolerating Political Correctness anymore, from now on it's tell it like it is.

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