2 blonde jokes

[RoBoTeq]

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow shoveler?

give her a shovel...

Oh yea! General women jokes.

How many men does it take to clean a toilet?
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NONE! That's a woman's job!

[jhallinstaller]

a guy walks into a bar,sits down and reads a sign on the wall "free BEER for a year if you pass the test". the guy calls the barkeep and ask about the "test".

the bar guy tells him he has to accomplish 3 things drinking a gallon of pepper tequila with out stopping , then go out back and pull the sore tooth from his pet gator, and the lady up stairs is 34 she's never had sex you gotta make things right. the man declines ... an hour and 8 shots later he say barkeep where's that tequila,, drinks it in 2 seconds ,stumbles out back as everyone sat listening to the grunts growls,and banging on the wall suddenly no sounds and when the barkeep was getting ready to check on the guy ... he opens the door and say's
"hey! pal where's the woman with the sore tooth"............