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    Why is Santa Clause always so jolly?
    Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

    What do female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve?
    They go to town and blow a few bucks.

    What is the difference between Snowmen and Snowladies?
    Snowballs.

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    Santa was having a real bad day, all the elves were slacking off , Mrs Claus was on him and all the reindeer were complaining about working on Christmas eve. Suddenly the doorbell rang and it was an angel with the most beautiful Christmas tree you have ever seen . The angel said to Santa "where do you want me to stick this tree Santa" and that why we put angels on top of trees.

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