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    Here is a cute story, illustrating the old adage that you should always tell
    the truth to your mother.

    John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother
    couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had
    long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate
    and this only made her more curious.

    Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact,
    she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate
    than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know
    what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just

    About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your
    mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
    gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" John said,
    "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So he
    sat down and wrote:

    "Dear Mother,
    I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm
    not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains
    that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
    Love, John"

    Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read:

    "Dear Son,
    I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that
    you 'do not' sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was
    sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
    Love, Mom"

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    Nov 2000
    Manhattan, Kansas USA
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    Cute! swany

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