I like big cars, big boats, big houses, airplanes, and naturally - Great
Legs.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some
middle-aged governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who
wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies.

I have the right not to be tolerant of others because they
are different, weird or just piss me off.
I believe if you are selling me a Dairy Queen shake,
pack of cigarettes, or hotel room you do it in English. As a matter
of fact, if you are an American citizen you should speak English.
My father and grandfather shouldn't have had to die in vain so you can
leave the countries you were born in to come here and disrespect ours.

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're
running from them after they tell you to stop. If you can't
understand the word "freeze" or "stop" in English, see the previous
paragragh.

I know what the definition of lying is.
I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you
qualify for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank
loans, etc., so you can open a hotel, c-store, trinket shop,
sex shop or any other damn thing.

I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osborne,
Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang, but that doesn't mean I want to listen to
that crap from someone else's car when I'm stopped at a red light.

I think that being a student doesn't give you any more
enlightenment than working at Blockbuster or Jack In The Box.
I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light,
lite, or fat-free on the package.

I don't hate the rich. I pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake.
I've never owned or was a slave, and a large percentage of our
forefathers weren't wealthy enough to own one either.

I believe a self-righteous liberal with a cause is a lot
more dangerous than a Hell's Angel with an attitude.
I own a gun, you can own a gun, and any red blooded American
should be allowed to own a gun, but if you use it in a crime then
you will serve the time. A rubber band and a paper clip is a
dangerous weapon in the hands of someone with malicious intent.

I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and
continue to make more. If it pisses you off, invent the next
operating system that's better and put your name on the building.
And ask your political buddy who invented the Internet to help you.

We don't need more laws. Let's enforce the ones we already have.
I think turkey bacon, turkey beef, turkey fake anything sucks.
I believe it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes a parent
with the balls to stand up to the kid and spank his butt and say "NO!"

I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please
don't pretend they are a political statement or force me to look at them.

I didn't realize Dr. Seuss was a genius until I had a kid.
I will not be frowned upon or be looked down upon or be made to
keep silent because I have these beliefs and opinions. I thought
this country allowed me that right. I will not conform or
compromise just to keep from hurting somebody's feelings.

I am sick to death of "Political Correctness".
I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desparately
the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.
Yes, I guess by their definition, I'm a bad American.
And Proud of it!