The Perfect Husband

[zw17]

Several men are in the locker room
of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man
engages the hands free speaker function and begins
to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to
listen.



MAN:
"Hello"

WOMAN:
"Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN:
"Yes"

WOMAN:
"I am at the mall now and found this
beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK
if I buy it?"

MAN:
"Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN:
"I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the
new 2010 models.. I saw one I really liked."

MAN:
"How much?"

WOMAN:
"$90,000"

MAN:
"OK, but for that price I want it with all the
options."

WOMAN:
"Great! Oh, and
one more thing....the house I wanted last year is back on
the market. They're asking $950,000"

MAN:
"Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of
$900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can
go the extra 50 thousand if it's really a pretty good
price."

WOMAN:
"OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN:
"Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring
at him in astonishment, mouths agape...





He turns and asks: "Anyone know who's phone this is?"

[Lone Eagle]

thanks alot I'd really appreciate it if you would let me answer my own phone next time....... also anybody know what mercedes return policy is..............as if any of thoose could happen to me, I work fer a living. wonderfull thing is my wife wouldn't even ask