Here's something for all you medical know-it-alls...
Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the
eyeball to the anus?
It is called the "anal optic nerve". It's responsible for giving people
a "sh@#$y outlook" on life.
If you don't believe it, pull a hair from your a$$, and see if it
doesn't bring a tear to your eye.
Just thought you would want to know.