Wife just broke a toe. Should.....

[spotts]

Should I take her to the ER or just tape um together? It's just a pinky toe.

[spotts]

Googled it, just gonna tape it and elevate it.

Did give her 1/2 a percoset and a bag of frozen peas.

[hidalgo1301]

I just think it's funny you posted here BEFORE you googled it...

[spotts]

You guys have all the answers.

[Senior Tech]

I would have given her 1 vicodin with a beer chaser and frozen carrots...

[classical]

You guys have all the answers.

Shoot her; you would do as much for a horse!

[hidalgo1301]

I would have given her 1 vicodin with a beer chaser and frozen carrots...

I have to ask...what are the carrots for??

[Bubbleheadski]

DID she eat all her peas? If not shoulda mixed some carrots in with em. Plus they're good for the eyes.... she coulda seen what she was going to break her pinky toe on!

[green jumper]

Dont you watch house, if you dont set the bone it'll leak bone stuff into the blood and she'll die.

If you need a how to guide on how to fix this issue as well as how to act while treating her I'll send you a copy of the show over.

[spotts]

DID she eat all her peas? If not shoulda mixed some carrots in with em. Plus they're good for the eyes.... she coulda seen what she was going to break her pinky toe on!

It was actually peas and carrots. Doubt anybody willl be eatin um now, but their makin her foot numb. I did give her a Bud light as the percoset kicked in. She laughed herself to sleep.

[Bubbleheadski]

LOL.... bet she wont be laughin when she wakes up! Ouch!

[spotts]

No poop.

[bootlen]

She break it on your butt?

[andserco]

I have to agree with boot, there is more to this story......come on Jack talk..

[Diceman]

Tell dear Jade to take care and quit kicking your ass all the time.

I broke my toe and my thumb, never did go the Dr. Not much they can do unless it is like falling off.
Whats with the Percs laying around??

[spotts]

Tell dear Jade to take care and quit kicking your ass all the time.

I broke my toe and my thumb, never did go the Dr. Not much they can do unless it is like falling off.
Whats with the Percs laying around??

Cause she's healing from a his-ter-ectomy. And no, she hidnt try to give me a her-toe-intome....... she went to the car at night barefoot, and kicked a big ol landscape rock in the dark.

[jpb2]

Ask her it's the safest answer. Hope she heals up soon . You put that rock there on purpose didnt ya

[WhoIsThat?]

his-ter-ectomy

Or one of these?
salpingo-oophorectomy

And this. . .

Main article: Female hysteria
The term originates with the Greek medical term, hysterikos. This referred to a medical condition, thought to be particular to women, caused by disturbances of the uterus, hystera in Greek. The term hysteria was coined by Hippocrates, who thought that suffocation and madness arose in women whose uteri had become too light and dry from lack of sexual intercourse and, as a result, wandered upward, compressing the heart, lungs, and diaphragm. Originally defined as a neurotic condition peculiar to women and thought to be caused by a dysfunction of the uterus" ("Hysterical").

is really trouble!

[Diceman]

Well, take care Spots fam, c ya both next year on Long Island.
If not sooner.

[oroy54]

Should I take her to the ER or just tape um together? It's just a pinky toe.

No DIY's cropduster. lol