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    Wife just broke a toe. Should.....

    Should I take her to the ER or just tape um together? It's just a pinky toe.
    My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
    Walter Matthau

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    Googled it, just gonna tape it and elevate it.

    Did give her 1/2 a percoset and a bag of frozen peas.
    Last edited by spotts; 09-15-2009 at 11:56 PM.
    My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
    Walter Matthau

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    I just think it's funny you posted here BEFORE you googled it...

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    You guys have all the answers.
    My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
    Walter Matthau

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    I would have given her 1 vicodin with a beer chaser and frozen carrots...

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    Quote Originally Posted by spotts View Post
    You guys have all the answers.
    Shoot her; you would do as much for a horse!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Senior Tech View Post
    I would have given her 1 vicodin with a beer chaser and frozen carrots...
    I have to ask...what are the carrots for??

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    DID she eat all her peas? If not shoulda mixed some carrots in with em. Plus they're good for the eyes.... she coulda seen what she was going to break her pinky toe on!
    Silent Service........ Death From Below!

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    Dont you watch house, if you dont set the bone it'll leak bone stuff into the blood and she'll die.

    If you need a how to guide on how to fix this issue as well as how to act while treating her I'll send you a copy of the show over.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubbleheadski View Post
    DID she eat all her peas? If not shoulda mixed some carrots in with em. Plus they're good for the eyes.... she coulda seen what she was going to break her pinky toe on!

    It was actually peas and carrots. Doubt anybody willl be eatin um now, but their makin her foot numb. I did give her a Bud light as the percoset kicked in. She laughed herself to sleep.
    My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
    Walter Matthau

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    LOL.... bet she wont be laughin when she wakes up! Ouch!
    Silent Service........ Death From Below!

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    No poop.
    My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
    Walter Matthau

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    She break it on your butt?
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