My niece is a fifth grader...and I'm sure she could post better than a few we have here.
By the way, our local school sent home a notcie that they will be airing the Presidential address in the Elementary grades. They will NOT be using the suggested curriculum provided by the DOE though. And, I believe, that was the origination of the hoopla anyway. The whole 'write a letter explaining what you can do FOR THE PRESIDENT' thing. DOE already stated they made a mistake with it. Time for the libbies to own up to that fact.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.