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08-31-2009, 07:36 AM #66
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coworker was complaining about a sale that didn't go through- well, you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink.
Yeah, but you can drown him, I replied
another comment- do you want it fixed cheap, or right?
when in trouble or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.Col 3:23
questions asked, answers received, ignorance abated
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08-31-2009, 07:31 PM #67
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my reality check bounced
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09-01-2009, 08:09 AM #68
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While I was in school another student was talking about starting his own business, striking it rich and never having to work again. We all laughed while the teacher said "A man has to have a dream". I then stated, "A man needs to know when to wake up".
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09-01-2009, 08:42 AM #69
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This is a defeatest attitude
Originally Posted by absoair
I still hold to my dream of being a famous rock star
Government is a disease......masquerading as its own cureEcclesiastes 10:2 NIV
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09-01-2009, 09:39 AM #70
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It depends on where you are sitting. From where I'm sitting at the moment it appears to be reality. I may need to change seats, huh? Originally Posted by RoBoTeq
This is a defeatest attitude
I still hold to my dream of being a famous rock star
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09-01-2009, 11:14 AM #71
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Originally Posted by troyorr
nope, not going to say a thing 
GOVERNMENT
The only parasite dumb enough to kill it's host
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09-02-2009, 09:26 AM #72
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Never Argue with an Idiot....They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience
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09-02-2009, 03:02 PM #73
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Mixed emotion: Your mother-in-law going over a cliff......
in yur brand new cadillac ( yur favorite vehicle )!
Depression: When yur mother-in-law lives after driving yur new cadillac over a cliff.
Shame: A buss load of 'terrorists' ( enter yur own group ) going over a cliff....
with 1 empty seat.
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09-05-2009, 10:03 AM #74
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hide 'n seek for a grand a week!
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I WILL SELL WORK,GENERATE BUSINESS, GO GET NEW CUSTOMERS!
YOU SHUT THE HELL UP AND QUIT RUNNING YOUR MOUTH!
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09-06-2009, 01:05 PM #75
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IBEW, I Believe in Easy Work
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09-06-2009, 01:09 PM #76
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Nemo me impune lacessit.
How much blood do I have to bathe in to get clean?
Don't look down on anyone unless you're helping them up.
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09-08-2009, 10:16 PM #77
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cool sig
i was born under a wandrin star.
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09-09-2009, 08:18 AM #78
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Red on the head like a _ _ _ _ on a dog.
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