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  1. #53
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    I'm not gay, but I'm willing to learn.

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    "Don't sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things"

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    That is slicker than sh$t through a goose.

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    Heavyevans and absoair need to get together

    Might give insight to woodsman's post
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    Quote Originally Posted by RoBoTeq View Post
    Heavyevans and absoair need to get together

    Might give insight to woodsman's post
    No thanks. I'm not gay. I never tried it. I don't think I would like it.

    Besides, If I tried it and liked it I would be mad as hell thinking about what I had missed out on for the last 40 years. So, I'll pass.
    Last edited by absoair; 08-29-2009 at 12:05 AM. Reason: mispell

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    "One who dies with the most toys, wins"

    From my Dad, "Marriage is permanent, Divorce is just a new set of legally binding rules, for the marriage"

    Couple of insults: "They couldn't find their way out of a wet paper bag"

    "He could F--- up a wet dream"

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    its better then a swift kick in the nuts

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    Quote Originally Posted by madhat View Post
    "One who dies with the most toys, wins"
    When I was skydiving I saw a poster of a skydiver with every possible option for jumping heading toward the ground with no possible way of getting his chute out before impact (doctored photo). In skydiving, that is called "going in". The caption on the poster was "The one who goes in with the most toys, wins."..........real sobering.
    Government is a disease...
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    Quote Originally Posted by RoBoTeq View Post
    When I was skydiving I saw a poster of a skydiver with every possible option for jumping heading toward the ground with no possible way of getting his chute out before impact (doctored photo). In skydiving, that is called "going in". The caption on the poster was "The one who goes in with the most toys, wins."..........real sobering.
    speaking of aeronautical quotes, I always found this one a little amusing:

    If the wings are moving faster than the fuselage, your in a Helicopter and that is inherently unsafe
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    Quote Originally Posted by jmac00 View Post
    speaking of aeronautical quotes, I always found this one a little amusing:

    If the wings are moving faster than the fuselage, your in a Helicopter and that is inherently unsafe
    A bit of a mix of aeronautical and our industry in this quote; "When the air's too thin, the fan don't spin." referring to non-turboprop planes flying too high.
    Government is a disease...
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    SEX or AIR, neither one is important, unless your not getting any
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    "Sex is like pizza, even the worst I've had was pretty good."
    Government is a disease...
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    Ecclesiastes 10:2 NIV


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    I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
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