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    Quote Originally Posted by cehs View Post
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    Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!

    Sounds like some liberals I know. Sorry for getting political.
    No, no. By all means, go an' get all political up in this joint!

    However, you are off base, and completely random. How is anything I wrote perceived to be "liberal"? Is it because of my signature line? Well, that was an attempt at setting Glennac's misconception straight. Clearly you have the same issues.

    By the way, I am not a liberal, just a simple radical moderate!
    "Fighting Ignorance since 1973 (It’s taking longer than we thought)." The Straight Dope.

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    "Moderate. A funny way to describe yourself. Can you actually believe in moderation as a policy??? Grow up, take a stand, you cant be a good egg forever. One of these days you have to either hatch or rot."

    Thats a local radio show hosts take on people who call themselves moderates. I agree, you gotta pick a side, and most have. Moderates just dont admit it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spotts View Post
    Thats a local radio show hosts take on people who call themselves moderates. I agree, you gotta pick a side, and most have. Moderates just dont admit it.
    Ha ha! I guess we need to break things down even more. "Radical moderate" is an oxy-moron. Glennac is the first to call me a bleeding heart liberal, due to the fact I was supporting an individual groups right to advertise with even a slight racial lean. I am not black, I am not liberal. Hence the my signatures last line about liking to pay taxes to make me feel like a days work was worth it. Frankly, I am a conservative, not a republican. The GOP has failed to meet any of my requirements, and the libertarians are flawed and determined to always fall short. I am an independent who votes for conservatives, and usually try to go against encumbants. I do not feel G.W. was a conservative, nor do I feel any other person they put out to have the ability to be successful. Therefore, I am independent.

    I choose the side that most agrees with my ideas. Period. My ideas are of a small government and low taxes. Reducing welfare to a bare minimum is also important.

    Anyway, before I am banned for posting political nonsense on the thread and hi-jacking without permission, I apologize. I feel I was pointed out, just as Glennac did in another thread.

    Let's all be happy that it is Wednesday, and just two more laborious days left before the weekend!!!

    To keep with the OP, here is another funny quote:

    "It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job: it's a depression when you lose yours. " Harry Truman
    "Fighting Ignorance since 1973 (It’s taking longer than we thought)." The Straight Dope.

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    It's ok, if you like that sort of thing.
    Government is a disease...
    ...masquerading as its own cure…
    Ecclesiastes 10:2 NIV


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    Beer is the answer, what was the question?

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    If you can't impress 'em with your intelligence,then baffle 'em with your bull***t.
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    "You have an uncanny grasp of the obvious."
    Government is a disease...
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    even the sun shines on a dogs ass once in awhile

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    "I feel like I was shot at and missed and sh$t at and hit"

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    "I wasn't sleeping, I was checking my eyelids for cracks."

    "Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while."

    "I feel like I sh$t and fell back in it."

    "I would rather take an a$$ whooping."


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    Cool

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    If it doesn't go easy, you are not using a big enough hammer.

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