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    "As busy as a one-legged man in an a$$ kicking contest."- My Dad.
    Nemo me impune lacessit.

    How much blood do I have to bathe in to get clean?

    Don't look down on anyone unless you're helping them up.

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    You touch that again and I'll nail your B***'s to a stump and push you over backwards.............jmac LOL2
    BEING AN ADULT

    is the dumbest thing I have ever done

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    YOU DID WHAT!!!!!!

    Nevermind, Jeffy fix, Jeffy fix everything...................jmac big2
    BEING AN ADULT

    is the dumbest thing I have ever done

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    Ya, sure it will be running by 5:00pm toe tap2 ...............jmac
    BEING AN ADULT

    is the dumbest thing I have ever done

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    "People are like a$$holes.......................... What........... that's it." J
    Nemo me impune lacessit.

    How much blood do I have to bathe in to get clean?

    Don't look down on anyone unless you're helping them up.

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    " Don't be a candy-a$$ " My Dad
    "Paddle faster, I hear banjo music"

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    My Uncle retired from the commercial refrigeration trade and he had these business cards printed up that said

    "Just as soon as I've finished my beer".

    W Kane.

    Those cards gave lots of laughs. cheers1

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    "that's almost always never good"

    Can't remember exactly who but, it did come from the NAVY down in the engine room on the midwatch while underway.

    Dan
    When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

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    just cause a cat has kittens and moves them to the oven, it don't make them biscuits.

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    Some games you win, some you lose, and some end in a tie; but you suit up for every one.
    Government is a disease...
    ...masquerading as its own cure…
    Ecclesiastes 10:2 NIV


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    "Looks like it $hit the bed"

    "Now you've gone and let the smoke out"

    "Hit the switch and let 'er eat"
    Low Pressure Forever!

    If you know heavy metal, you can work anywhere-Dave Andreson

    Anchors Aweigh my boys, Anchors Aweigh!
    Farewell to foreign shores, We sail at break of day. Through our last night on shore, Drink to the foam. Until we meet once more. Here's wishing you a happy voyage home!

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    You laugh because I'm different,
    I laugh because I farted

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    May's well; can't dance and it's too wet to plow.
    Government is a disease...
    ...masquerading as its own cure…
    Ecclesiastes 10:2 NIV


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