"Buying quality service is like buying oats. If you want good, clean, quality oats you have to pay a fair price. If, however, you are satisfied with oats that have already been through the horse .... well, they are a little cheaper."
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"Buying quality service is like buying oats. If you want good, clean, quality oats you have to pay a fair price. If, however, you are satisfied with oats that have already been through the horse .... well, they are a little cheaper."
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"No machine can do my job until it learns to drink"
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If you want cheap go to Wal-Mart. yes1
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"You can to pay me now, or pay me later but you are still going to have to pay me" My old boss from New York City talking about customers declining to authorize necessary repairs.
If sense were so common everyone would have it !You cannot protect the Stupid from themselves !"Experience is the ability to recognize a mistake Before you make it again!" (Stolen Quote)
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"Life is like a game of Monopoly, no matter how much you make or own, in the end it all goes back in the box."
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"adventures suck while you're having them"
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The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Not so much a funny quote as just a good one
Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. - That will be my funny quote for the post =)
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It's not about having what you want but wanting what you have.
Not funny either but good.
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"Want what you have"Originally Posted by Gerald64
Agreed
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
Walter Matthau
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My wife uses that all the time.
"The only way that you can get Jack.... or his Dad to do something is to tell um they cant......... either that or mention it in conversation and wait till it becomes their idea, tellin um what to do never works"
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
Walter Matthau
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"I've got so much to do, I don't know what to do first; so I'll just sit here and think about what to do next"
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Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!
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"As busy as a one-legged man in an a$$ kicking contest."- My Dad.
Nemo me impune lacessit.
How much blood do I have to bathe in to get clean?
Don't look down on anyone unless you're helping them up.
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You touch that again and I'll nail your B***'s to a stump and push you over backwards.............jmac LOL2
Why am I the only naked person at this gender reveal party
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YOU DID WHAT!!!!!!
Nevermind, Jeffy fix, Jeffy fix everything...................jmac big2
Why am I the only naked person at this gender reveal party
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Some games you win, some you lose, and some end in a tie; but you suit up for every one.
Training is important!
Practical Training is a must!
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You laugh because I'm different,
I laugh because I farted
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God is a comedian playing to an audience afraid to laugh.
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Brilliant. Reminds me of my own..... "The people who scare the livin **** outa me are the ones who believe their own lies"
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
Walter Matthau
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hide 'n seek for a grand a week!
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true knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing.
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