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    Funny Quotes

    "Buying quality service is like buying oats. If you want good, clean, quality oats you have to pay a fair price. If, however, you are satisfied with oats that have already been through the horse .... well, they are a little cheaper."

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    "No machine can do my job until it learns to drink"

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    If you want cheap go to Wal-Mart. yes1

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    "You can to pay me now, or pay me later but you are still going to have to pay me" My old boss from New York City talking about customers declining to authorize necessary repairs.
    If sense were so common everyone would have it !

    All opinions expressed are my own. Any advice provided is based on personal experience, generally accepted fact or publicly available information. As such, it is worth exactly what you paid for it, not a penny more not a penny less !!

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    "Life is like a game of Monopoly, no matter how much you make or own, in the end it all goes back in the box."

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    "adventures suck while you're having them"

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    "You win some, you lose some and some end in a tie; but you suit up for every one."

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    " fits like a sock on a chicken."

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    "This sucks enough to pi$$ off the Pope"
    Nemo me impune lacessit.

    How much blood do I have to bathe in to get clean?

    Don't look down on anyone unless you're helping them up.

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    The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

    Not so much a funny quote as just a good one

    Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. - That will be my funny quote for the post =)

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    It's not about having what you want but wanting what you have.

    Not funny either but good.

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    "I've got so much to do, I don't know what to do first; so I'll just sit here and think about what to do next"

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    Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!
    "Fighting Ignorance since 1973 (It’s taking longer than we thought)." The Straight Dope.

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