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  1. #1
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    Bubba has a question

    Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is



    It true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin

    People to git cancer ?"


    "Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.


    "And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants Fer


    makin them fat an cloggin their arteries with all Them burgers


    an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?"


    "Sure is, Bubba."


    "And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she Was


    gave that hot coffee that she ordered?"


    "Yep."


    "And that football player sued that university when he


    Gradiated and still couldn't read?"


    "That's right," said the lawyer."
    "But why are you asking?"


    "Well, I was thinkin...


    What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all


    them ugly women I slept with?"

  2. #2
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  3. #3
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    Uh, I dont think you can sue Budwiser for makin all them women ugly...
    Those who dance, appear insane to those who do not hear the music.
    Those who believe, appear ignorant to those who do not know God.

  4. #4
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    I don't think Bubba made those women ugly. I believe they were already ugly and Bubba was just tryin' to drink them pretty.

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