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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    Ohio
    Posts
    2,072

    The Perfect Husband

    Several men are in the locker room
    of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man
    engages the hands free speaker function and begins
    to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to
    listen.



    MAN:
    "Hello"

    WOMAN:
    "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

    MAN:
    "Yes"

    WOMAN:
    "I am at the mall now and found this
    beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK
    if I buy it?"

    MAN:
    "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

    WOMAN:
    "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the
    new 2010 models.. I saw one I really liked."

    MAN:
    "How much?"

    WOMAN:
    "$90,000"

    MAN:
    "OK, but for that price I want it with all the
    options."

    WOMAN:
    "Great! Oh, and
    one more thing....the house I wanted last year is back on
    the market. They're asking $950,000"

    MAN:
    "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of
    $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can
    go the extra 50 thousand if it's really a pretty good
    price."

    WOMAN:
    "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

    MAN:
    "Bye! I love you, too."

    The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring
    at him in astonishment, mouths agape...





    He turns and asks: "Anyone know who's phone this is?"


  2. #2
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Location
    Central Illinois
    Posts
    100
    thanks alot I'd really appreciate it if you would let me answer my own phone next time....... also anybody know what mercedes return policy is..............as if any of thoose could happen to me, I work fer a living. wonderfull thing is my wife wouldn't even ask

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