Top Ten Country & Western Songs
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  1. #1
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    Top Ten Country & Western Songs

    Top Ten Country & Western Songs

    10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

    9. Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few

    8. If The Phone Don't Ring ... You'll Know It's Me

    7. I've Missed You ... But My Aim's Improvin'

    6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win

    5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

    4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him

    3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger

    2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer

    And The Number One Country & Western Song Is .......

    1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day

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    I caught this in an email before. Pretty funny.

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