Quote Originally Posted by fv_tom View Post
Does it come with all the cool stuff like emphysema and lung cancer like real cigarettes?

(I'm the worst kind of non-smoker...an ex-smoker)
Me too. No matter what it is, there's nothing worse than a convert...

That is a dry funny though, emphysema and lung cancer...

How's about brown fingers, stinky breath and a cough?

Okay, I'll quit while the quittin's good... er... sorry, I already did!!