A blonde arrives at the hospital emergency room with both ears charred and burned. The doctor starts to treat her right away but can't help asking: "how did that happen?". She proceeds to tell him: "I was busy ironing clothes when the phone rang, and I instinctively held up the iron to my ear and said: Hello?". Trying to hold back laughter, the doctor asks: "But... what about the other ear?". "Oh", she replied,"that's when I called for the ambulance!"
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