We had a couple of goobers some time back steal an inflatable life raft off of a cruise ship. They popped the thing open for a joyride down a local river and soon afterward were surrounded by Coast Guard choppers. Seems the rafts come equipped with a self starting EPIRB unit... They got a nice bill too.
(The wise men of modern thought) adore a god made of putty or of wax - plastic, effeminate, molluscous, with no masculine faculty about him, and no quality that entitles him to the respect of just and honest men, for a being who cannot be angry at wrongdoing is destitute of one of the essential virtues, and a moral Ruler who is not angry with the wicked, and who refuses to punish crime, is not divine. ---Spurgeon