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07-09-2009, 05:48 PM #1
The Lie Clock
The Lie Clock
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie
Clock. Every time you tell a lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she
never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man, "and whose clock is that?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his life."
"Where's President Obama's clock?" asked the man.
"Obama's clock is in Jesus's office, he's using it as a ceiling fan."Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
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07-12-2009, 12:53 PM #2
LOL





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07-12-2009, 08:46 PM #3
Good one....lol
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07-12-2009, 11:16 PM #4
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Not to put that down, but that was FIRST told about the LIER CLINTON...
Those who dance, appear insane to those who do not hear the music.
Those who believe, appear ignorant to those who do not know God.
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07-12-2009, 11:20 PM #5
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^ True story... I heard it about Clinton too.. Still generated a chuckle though.
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07-17-2009, 09:24 AM #6
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lol
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07-17-2009, 03:38 PM #7
I LUV IT, nothing more funny than the truth
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