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  1. #1
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    Paragould, AR
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    Something to think about

    I had forgotten I even had this file. Thought I'd share it with ya. This is the stuff that keeps me awake at night.

    Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
    Why isn't the word 'phonetic' spelled the way it sounds?
    Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of drive-up ATM's?
    Why are there personal flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? For that matter, why are there personal flotation devices on continental flights?
    Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
    Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
    Why call it a building, when it's already built?
    Why say a 'pair of pants' when it's just one garment?
    If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
    Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
    If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
    Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment; but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
    If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan.
    Why don't sheep shrink after it rains?
    You know that indestructible "black box" that always flies with airplanes--why not make the whole plane out of the same stuff?
    If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? For that matter, why are they still called 7-11?
    Why doesn't the word 'synonym' have any synonyms?
    Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
    How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
    If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?
    If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
    Why is "a bra" singular and "panties" plural?
    If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?
    If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
    If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
    If you aim to 'fail', and succeed, which have you done?
    If a man, in the middle of the forrest, makes a comment, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
    What would the ocean levels be like if there were no sponges living in them?
    In Britian, people drive on the left hand side of the road. In France, they drive on the right hand side. What happens on the road bridge connecting the two countries as people drive back and forth?

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    Florida Panhandle
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    That was pretty good

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