Gotta Like Texas

[the dangling wrangler]

Sorry if this has been posted already





A man is sitting in a bar in Texas, when Barack Obama comes on
TV. The man looks at the TV and says, "Obama is a horse's ass."

Out of nowhere, a local jumps up and punches him in the face,
knocking the first guy off his bar stool, then stomps out.
He gets back up, rubbing his cheek and orders another beer.

Shortly after, Michelle Obama appears on the TV. He looks at the TV
and says, "She is a horse's ass too!"

Out of nowhere, another local punches him in the other side of the face, knocking him off his bar stool again.

He gets back up and looks at the bartender, "I take it this is
Obama country?"

"Nope." replies the bartender.

"Horse country."

[100degrees]

Now thats a good joke

[HVAC/R Man CO]

TRUE SO TRUE!!!

[the dangling wrangler]

Here's another



While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our president. The old rancher said 'Well ya know Obama is a 'Post Turtle''. Not being familiar with the term the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top that's a 'post turtle'. The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with'.

[jrobin9]

love it.

[HVAC/R Man CO]

really love it, give me more

[ZiLLaCooL]